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Topic: Chuckles for Sunday
To: All readers, have , guffawing Sunday! We beloved the serial killer one….
I’m on two diets. I wasn’t getting sufficient meals on one.
A chilly seat in a public restroom is disagreeable. A heat seat is worse
Apparently RSVP’ing to a marriage invitation, “Perhaps subsequent time,” isn’t the right response.
Don’t irritate outdated individuals. The older we get the much less “life in jail” is a deterrent.
Have you ever ever listened to somebody for a minute and thought, “Their cornbread ain’t accomplished within the center.”
Aliens in all probability fly by earth and lock their doorways.
You’ll hit each cone on the freeway earlier than I allow you to merge in entrance of me since you noticed that signal 2 miles in the past like I did.
I actually don’t thoughts getting older, however my physique is taking it badly.
It seems that being an grownup is generally simply googling the way to do stuff.
I miss the 90’s, when bread was nonetheless good for you and nobody knew what kale was.
Do you ever stand up within the morning, look within the mirror and assume, “That may’t be correct.”
I wish to be 14 once more and smash my life in another way. I’ve new concepts.
As I watch this technology attempt to rewrite our historical past, one factor I’m positive of… it is going to be misspelled and don’t have any punctuation.
I believed getting outdated would take longer.
Confuse your physician by placing on rubber gloves on the identical time he does.
My spouse requested me to take her to a kind of eating places the place they make meals proper in entrance of you. I took her to Subway. That’s when the struggle began.
Picked up a hitchhiker. He requested if I wasn’t afraid he is likely to be a serial killer? I advised him the percentages of two serial killers being in the identical automobile have been extraordinarily unlikely.
I went line dancing final evening. OK, it was a roadside sobriety check… identical.
